I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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