dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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