I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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