i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
