fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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