oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
