Sponge bath it is.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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