no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
