Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
my being single is dangerous.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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