Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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