How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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