Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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