the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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