physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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