if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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