He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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