He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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