it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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