oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
MIDGETS
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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