Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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