Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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