So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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