Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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