that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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