God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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