i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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