You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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