Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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