let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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