I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
