So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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