when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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