His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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