dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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