I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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