i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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