Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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