she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Randomize
