You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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