3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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