no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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