Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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