So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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