My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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