Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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