bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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