if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He uses pillows to masturbate.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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