I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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