the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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