Don't make out with my wife yet
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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