D3 body, D1 cock
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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