we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
