alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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